The Deranged World of the Recommendation Follower
Can you even conceive of the madness of someone who (following the instructions they read during assembly), checks the screws on their chair every 90 days to ensure they remain tight?
What might it be like, to consult the car's owner's manual before off-road driving, in a car specifically designed and marketed for off-road driving?
Have you wondered over the person who handwashes the clothes as it says on the label?
Do they read the terms and conditions?
How do they feel, when they test their smoke alarms every two weeks? Are they giddy or bored, self-assured or doubting?
Is their calendar made full by the hundreds of minor events we all consider and ignore?
How do they spend their time?
What makes them happy?
And when the storm comes, what soothes their heart?